Growing up? March 18, 2010

Is good.

I have decided to see it that way.Not so long ago[Read two weeks] I was pretty bummed about being twenty,but now?

I.AM.PSYCHED.I just realized the good stuff,yaknow?staying up late.longer curfew,hm?I’ll let that slide.

Being twenty means,you’re not the baby anymore,you don’t get ooohed and aaahed over[the eff?I do that to myself ALL the time.Narcissism,much? hmp,you should too,its great for your self esteem I tell ya, ].And that doesn’t bother me.I’m still small enough*in size* to fit into a swing.So thats that.I don’t miss being a child for the time being.Besides,all the good stuff about growing up is getting me antsy in the pansty  pretty darn excited.

Right now I’m dreaming of…

1. My own pad!The coolest ever,all gadgetised and sleek.And yes,I MIGHT share it with my best friend.OOOH fun!And the cute signs on the doors when you’re guy is in?EPIC.Would you still want to be 9? hm? HM??
2. Vodka and coke(yes I do that),Vodka and lime cordial,Vodka and everything.Legal,legal All of it And not just drinking with my dad for peanuts.hmp!And if you are Italian and have Grappa,let’s talk.  ;)
3. Sex.It’s a part of growing up,right? [Hey:DON'T JUDGE]

earning my OWN thing.Paying my OWN bills.NO more scrapping off parents.NO MORE!! “SWETA??!! IS this your broadband bill??”, “HOW many new bags do you need??”,”Didn’t you just go out with your friends yesterday??” I’ll take care of it,daddy.Smug.Smooth

Besides,there’s my 30 Things till 30 list to look forward to.Hello,new decade!The Caravan?IT’s ROLLING my friend!

Oh,and being almost 20 didn’t stop Rajlakshi from bestowing THREE awards upon me!Watch this space folks,you are going away with some or ALL of them

Age,ya’ll.Just be 10 at heart

Just remember what I said